Archive for October 10, 2008

“I was a US senator, and all I got to show for it was a few lousy business suits!”

For many months, Al Franken’s campaign for the Minnesota senate seat won by Democrat-turned-Republican Norm Coleman six years ago (following the death of Democratic Senator Paul Wellstone) was a total red herring longshot.

Not anymore.  Three weeks of nonstop financial panic and loss has surely poked a few holes in Coleman’s support.  But the bottom really fell out over what was the most humiliating press conference that Coleman’s spokesman, below, has ever given and will ever give in his career:

A safe rule of thumb in ethics is to never do anything you can’t give a simple “yes” or “no” answer about afterward.

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John Quixote and his trusty Sancho Palin

Just in case John McCain’s flashy, nutty, new bailout plan doesn’t catch fire (and it most certainly won’t, even among his staunchest supporters), McCain and all his surrogates are trying desperately to sow last minute doubts about Obama’s character in voters’ minds.  This line of attack is all over the news, but to McCain supporters’ chagrin, it just doesn’t seem to be sticking to Obama.

The conservative columnist George Will, who now compares McCain – Palin to Don Quixote and Sancho Panza, sums up why the attacks don’t stick:

But the McCain-Palin charges have come just as the Obama campaign is benefiting from a mass mailing it is not paying for. Many millions of American households are gingerly opening envelopes containing reports of the third-quarter losses in their 401(k) and other retirement accounts — telling each household its portion of the nearly $2 trillion that Americans’ accounts have recently shed. In this context, the McCain-Palin campaign’s attempt to get Americans to focus on Obama’s Chicago associations seem surreal — or, as a British politician once said about criticism he was receiving, “like being savaged by a dead sheep.”

I just got my envelope in the mail today.  I’ve lost 15% of my 401 (K) savings in this last quarter. I don’t give a crap who these two candidates know, used to know or ever wanted to know.  I just want this economic meltdown to stop.  I’m freaked out.  I’m worried about the job market, the housing market, the (health) insurance market.  And I can pretty much guarantee the candidates that all voters want to hear from them is a convincing grasp of the problem and its solutions.

My guess is that team McCain will continue their irrelevant line of character attacks through Sunday, when the media will have tired of reporting on the character fight and will turn instead to McCain’s last-chance-debate narrative.  If, at that point, his poll numbers continue to slide or flag, he’ll abandon this too for some other shiny new tactic he hopes will save the sinking ship.

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McCain’s bankrupt “homeowner reSURGEnce plan”

Senator McCain’s debate promise to buy up bad mortgages and resell them to homeowners at their devalued rates was indeed not a passing senior moment.  He’s doubled down on the debt, I mean, bet, having posted on his website his new “Homeowner Resurgence Plan.”

Someone ought to tell Mr. McCain that the word “surge” does not, in fact, possess magical cure-all qualities.

His big plan boils down to this: The government would buy bad mortgages from lenders at the original value of the mortgage, and then sell those mortgages back to the owner living in the home at the current, devalued rate (however they determine that).  So, the predatory lenders get off scot-free and off the hook.  The owner of the home (so long as he or she lives in the home and proves credit-worthiness at the time of the purchase) gets a mortgage he/she can presumably handle.  And who is left holding the bag?  The rest of us taxpayers, who are trying to make our mortgage payments without a bailout.  

How does McCain justify this genius way of spending taxpayer dollars to pay off irresponsible lenders?  His website says it would “improve the use of taxpayer money by reducing the need to spend taxpayer money to purchase toxic assets from Wall Street.”

So, now McCain is fine with spending our taxpayer dollars, as long as he throws them down a hole and we never get them back.  That $700 billion bank bailout in which we *might* possibly one day get our money back once the market ever recovers is suddenly sounding a whole lot better now, isn’t it?

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